^ the first problem with Metro is that it serves three competing jurisdictions, so it's tough for anything to get done at the highest levels. It kills me that northern Kentucky (well, Newport at least) would be a willing, eager partner with Cincinnati, yet nothing is happening because one jurisdiction can't get it together. I like that progress is being made, but it's frustratingly slow. And I don't even live there.

I also have this fantasy that will never come true. When I fly to CVG to visit friends and family I'd like to not have to rent a car.
I'll definitely write in to the Enquirer. Does anybody know if pen-and-paper letters have a greater probability of being published?